Funny $hit People Post on Facebook!

I can go days without anything funny or remotely entertaining to be found in the real of status updates. Occasionally, I find a random funny theme that runs through the posts of various "friends" on Facebook... the theme for the last 24 hours seems to be having to do with toilet humor!

DB:I ran a red light ~ my 5 year old was doing lamaze breathing in the car ~ she had to go poop REALLY bad. Is that a legit excuse if I ever got caught?

Good thing her 5 year old isn't reading this!!

2 Posts Later, I see this:

KS: If you get pulled over by a hot chick cop, does pulling one ball out of the ol' zipper or showing a little shaft work like girls boobs do?

These two people don't even know each other!!!

Then, Last Night, there was more $hit Talkin':


ARO:" Watching Billy the Exterminator and he just said that mascara is made out of bat crap...ummm, ewwww! I doubt this is true but let's just say it is, or was at some point...who the hell was the first person to think to themselves, "hmm, this bat crap would really make my eyes POP?!"

One Reply: (DM)"Brings a whole new meaning to getting Shit faced before going to the bar....."

Like I said, people say crazy "$hit" on Facebook!!