KS: You might be a Bridezilla If...You’re favorite t-shirt says “Back off bitch it’s my wedding not yours…
That was just too funny NOT to put on the blog!
Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Funny $hit People Post on Facebook!
I can go days without anything funny or remotely entertaining to be found in the real of status updates. Occasionally, I find a random funny theme that runs through the posts of various "friends" on Facebook... the theme for the last 24 hours seems to be having to do with toilet humor!
DB:I ran a red light ~ my 5 year old was doing lamaze breathing in the car ~ she had to go poop REALLY bad. Is that a legit excuse if I ever got caught?
Good thing her 5 year old isn't reading this!!
2 Posts Later, I see this:
KS: If you get pulled over by a hot chick cop, does pulling one ball out of the ol' zipper or showing a little shaft work like girls boobs do?
These two people don't even know each other!!!
Then, Last Night, there was more $hit Talkin':
ARO:" Watching Billy the Exterminator and he just said that mascara is made out of bat crap...ummm, ewwww! I doubt this is true but let's just say it is, or was at some point...who the hell was the first person to think to themselves, "hmm, this bat crap would really make my eyes POP?!"
One Reply: (DM)"Brings a whole new meaning to getting Shit faced before going to the bar....."
Like I said, people say crazy "$hit" on Facebook!!
DB:I ran a red light ~ my 5 year old was doing lamaze breathing in the car ~ she had to go poop REALLY bad. Is that a legit excuse if I ever got caught?
Good thing her 5 year old isn't reading this!!
2 Posts Later, I see this:
KS: If you get pulled over by a hot chick cop, does pulling one ball out of the ol' zipper or showing a little shaft work like girls boobs do?
These two people don't even know each other!!!
Then, Last Night, there was more $hit Talkin':
ARO:" Watching Billy the Exterminator and he just said that mascara is made out of bat crap...ummm, ewwww! I doubt this is true but let's just say it is, or was at some point...who the hell was the first person to think to themselves, "hmm, this bat crap would really make my eyes POP?!"
One Reply: (DM)"Brings a whole new meaning to getting Shit faced before going to the bar....."
Like I said, people say crazy "$hit" on Facebook!!
Saturday, June 19, 2010
And the winner of today's "Random Post Award" Goes to....
CHS: "that's for your vagina, not your toes!!"
All I can say is "WOW"!!!
All I can say is "WOW"!!!
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Funny Posts From June 6, 2010
Here are some funny things people are posting on Facebook today:
"Today's message: never pick your nose while going over a speed bump."
"have you ever just wanted to run up to a stranger and say "your it" and run away? i have!"
"Omy goodness...This is actually our 29th wedding anniversary today...not 28th! Sorry honey...but it feels like it was just last year sometimes."
Gotta LOVE people and their random thoughts!
"Today's message: never pick your nose while going over a speed bump."
"have you ever just wanted to run up to a stranger and say "your it" and run away? i have!"
"Omy goodness...This is actually our 29th wedding anniversary today...not 28th! Sorry honey...but it feels like it was just last year sometimes."
Gotta LOVE people and their random thoughts!
Today's Check Please! (Spell Check that is)
"The difference between faulure and success is doing a thing nearly right and doint it exactly right. Edward C. Simmons"
HUH? I would say THAT Status Update is a FAILURE to communicate!
HUH? I would say THAT Status Update is a FAILURE to communicate!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Today's Facebook Blooper
SJR: "Congratulations to GWC* for pooping her $1000 cherry. Woo Hooo!!!! So happy for you!!!!
9 Hours later:"LMAO I meant to say popping!!! This is what is typed late at night."
Facebook Lesson for the day: Don't type on FB with one eye open!!
9 Hours later:"LMAO I meant to say popping!!! This is what is typed late at night."
Facebook Lesson for the day: Don't type on FB with one eye open!!
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