Apparently, Not!
Thanks, RP for posting this picture!!
Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Funny $hit People Post on Facebook!
I can go days without anything funny or remotely entertaining to be found in the real of status updates. Occasionally, I find a random funny theme that runs through the posts of various "friends" on Facebook... the theme for the last 24 hours seems to be having to do with toilet humor!
DB:I ran a red light ~ my 5 year old was doing lamaze breathing in the car ~ she had to go poop REALLY bad. Is that a legit excuse if I ever got caught?
Good thing her 5 year old isn't reading this!!
2 Posts Later, I see this:
KS: If you get pulled over by a hot chick cop, does pulling one ball out of the ol' zipper or showing a little shaft work like girls boobs do?
These two people don't even know each other!!!
Then, Last Night, there was more $hit Talkin':
ARO:" Watching Billy the Exterminator and he just said that mascara is made out of bat crap...ummm, ewwww! I doubt this is true but let's just say it is, or was at some point...who the hell was the first person to think to themselves, "hmm, this bat crap would really make my eyes POP?!"
One Reply: (DM)"Brings a whole new meaning to getting Shit faced before going to the bar....."
Like I said, people say crazy "$hit" on Facebook!!
DB:I ran a red light ~ my 5 year old was doing lamaze breathing in the car ~ she had to go poop REALLY bad. Is that a legit excuse if I ever got caught?
Good thing her 5 year old isn't reading this!!
2 Posts Later, I see this:
KS: If you get pulled over by a hot chick cop, does pulling one ball out of the ol' zipper or showing a little shaft work like girls boobs do?
These two people don't even know each other!!!
Then, Last Night, there was more $hit Talkin':
ARO:" Watching Billy the Exterminator and he just said that mascara is made out of bat crap...ummm, ewwww! I doubt this is true but let's just say it is, or was at some point...who the hell was the first person to think to themselves, "hmm, this bat crap would really make my eyes POP?!"
One Reply: (DM)"Brings a whole new meaning to getting Shit faced before going to the bar....."
Like I said, people say crazy "$hit" on Facebook!!
Saturday, June 19, 2010
And the winner of today's "Random Post Award" Goes to....
CHS: "that's for your vagina, not your toes!!"
All I can say is "WOW"!!!
All I can say is "WOW"!!!
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Funny Posts From June 6, 2010
Here are some funny things people are posting on Facebook today:
"Today's message: never pick your nose while going over a speed bump."
"have you ever just wanted to run up to a stranger and say "your it" and run away? i have!"
"Omy goodness...This is actually our 29th wedding anniversary today...not 28th! Sorry honey...but it feels like it was just last year sometimes."
Gotta LOVE people and their random thoughts!
"Today's message: never pick your nose while going over a speed bump."
"have you ever just wanted to run up to a stranger and say "your it" and run away? i have!"
"Omy goodness...This is actually our 29th wedding anniversary today...not 28th! Sorry honey...but it feels like it was just last year sometimes."
Gotta LOVE people and their random thoughts!
Today's Check Please! (Spell Check that is)
"The difference between faulure and success is doing a thing nearly right and doint it exactly right. Edward C. Simmons"
HUH? I would say THAT Status Update is a FAILURE to communicate!
HUH? I would say THAT Status Update is a FAILURE to communicate!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Today's Facebook Blooper
SJR: "Congratulations to GWC* for pooping her $1000 cherry. Woo Hooo!!!! So happy for you!!!!
9 Hours later:"LMAO I meant to say popping!!! This is what is typed late at night."
Facebook Lesson for the day: Don't type on FB with one eye open!!
9 Hours later:"LMAO I meant to say popping!!! This is what is typed late at night."
Facebook Lesson for the day: Don't type on FB with one eye open!!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Reunited On Facebook: Cameron & Brenna
A few weeks ago, I attended an event where I met Cameron and Brenna. It was obvious they were in love and I asked Cameron how they met. Little did I know it would be so blog worthy!
Here is their story according to Cameron:
"I moved to Hendersonville, TN in December 1985 and enrolled at Beech High School. It was the last semester of my senior year and the only person that I knew at Beech was my cousin Allison.
When classes started after the Christmas break I noticed this beautiful cheerleader in the hallway. She was, without a doubt, the epitome of "drop-dead gorgeous". The bonus for me was finding out from my cousin that she was interested in me too! We began dating soon thereafter.
We dated for three weeks before our first kiss. It was truly a magical moment. On our way out of her Mom's house for a movie date she turned out the lights. The last light was a lamp that worked simply by touching it. I'm contrary and obnoxious sometimes, okay, most of the time, so I touched the lamp "on" as soon as she touched it "off". We did this several times until I leaned in to turn it on one more time and our eyes met and the Earth stopped spinning. We leaned toward each other and kissed. For 45 minutes. And missed the movie. It was the best kiss of my life, or so I thought.
We dated for a year and a half and during that time I moved back to Dallas, TX. We continued to date and I drove all night in a borrowed car from Dallas to Hendersonville to propose to her.
Through some incredibly foolish decisions on my part, our relationship and engagement ended. I never stopped thinking of her or stopped wanting her in my life.
Fast forward through 23 years of life and my cousin Allison, the same one who introduced me to Brenna in the hallway at Beech High School, urged me to get a Facebook account. Three weeks after I signed up at Facebook I saw on my cousin's wall that she was friends with Brenna's brother, Fuzz. Yeah, its a nickname. Well, lo and behold he was friends with Brenna!
On March 5, 2009 I sent Brenna a message and asked if she remembered the guy who broke her heart in high school. She wrote back that her heart was fine and called me a dork. At this time I was living in Martin, TN and attending the University of Tennessee as the oldest junior in their nursing program. Brenna's cousin and his wife were expecting a baby in May and Brenna was to be the godmother. Since her cousin lived in Nashville and she was flying in, and I was only a couple of hours away from Nashville, we arranged to met at the airport to say hi and get reacquainted.
I spotted her walking down the concourse and she took my breath away. She was even more beautiful than I remembered. I had bought a couple cups of coffee because I love coffee and she had left Sacramento at 6 a.m. that morning. As I stood there waiting on her, she walked up to me and said, "Is one of those a mocha?" and kept on walking!
She didn't recognize me! She almost made it to the exit before she realised who I was. We hugged and laughed and I gave her the not-a-mocha cup from Starbuck's.
Later that day She kissed me. It was even better than the first time 23 years earlier. And the Earth started rotating again. After all the years that had passed I was still hopelessly and helplessly in love with her. I saw her a couple of times that summer. She lives in Sacramento and I live in Martin so it was a time of emails, texts, and calls.
Currently, I'm on a break from nursing school and spending a couple of months with Brenna here in Sacramento. After I graduate next spring, I'm moving to Sacramento to finally marry my first and only true love.
None of this would have happened if my cousin Allison hadn't encouraged me to get on Facebook. I'm forever grateful and indebted to her and Facebook."
Here is their story according to Cameron:
"I moved to Hendersonville, TN in December 1985 and enrolled at Beech High School. It was the last semester of my senior year and the only person that I knew at Beech was my cousin Allison.
When classes started after the Christmas break I noticed this beautiful cheerleader in the hallway. She was, without a doubt, the epitome of "drop-dead gorgeous". The bonus for me was finding out from my cousin that she was interested in me too! We began dating soon thereafter.
We dated for three weeks before our first kiss. It was truly a magical moment. On our way out of her Mom's house for a movie date she turned out the lights. The last light was a lamp that worked simply by touching it. I'm contrary and obnoxious sometimes, okay, most of the time, so I touched the lamp "on" as soon as she touched it "off". We did this several times until I leaned in to turn it on one more time and our eyes met and the Earth stopped spinning. We leaned toward each other and kissed. For 45 minutes. And missed the movie. It was the best kiss of my life, or so I thought.
We dated for a year and a half and during that time I moved back to Dallas, TX. We continued to date and I drove all night in a borrowed car from Dallas to Hendersonville to propose to her.
Through some incredibly foolish decisions on my part, our relationship and engagement ended. I never stopped thinking of her or stopped wanting her in my life.
Fast forward through 23 years of life and my cousin Allison, the same one who introduced me to Brenna in the hallway at Beech High School, urged me to get a Facebook account. Three weeks after I signed up at Facebook I saw on my cousin's wall that she was friends with Brenna's brother, Fuzz. Yeah, its a nickname. Well, lo and behold he was friends with Brenna!
On March 5, 2009 I sent Brenna a message and asked if she remembered the guy who broke her heart in high school. She wrote back that her heart was fine and called me a dork. At this time I was living in Martin, TN and attending the University of Tennessee as the oldest junior in their nursing program. Brenna's cousin and his wife were expecting a baby in May and Brenna was to be the godmother. Since her cousin lived in Nashville and she was flying in, and I was only a couple of hours away from Nashville, we arranged to met at the airport to say hi and get reacquainted.
I spotted her walking down the concourse and she took my breath away. She was even more beautiful than I remembered. I had bought a couple cups of coffee because I love coffee and she had left Sacramento at 6 a.m. that morning. As I stood there waiting on her, she walked up to me and said, "Is one of those a mocha?" and kept on walking!
She didn't recognize me! She almost made it to the exit before she realised who I was. We hugged and laughed and I gave her the not-a-mocha cup from Starbuck's.
Later that day She kissed me. It was even better than the first time 23 years earlier. And the Earth started rotating again. After all the years that had passed I was still hopelessly and helplessly in love with her. I saw her a couple of times that summer. She lives in Sacramento and I live in Martin so it was a time of emails, texts, and calls.
Currently, I'm on a break from nursing school and spending a couple of months with Brenna here in Sacramento. After I graduate next spring, I'm moving to Sacramento to finally marry my first and only true love.
None of this would have happened if my cousin Allison hadn't encouraged me to get on Facebook. I'm forever grateful and indebted to her and Facebook."
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